I’m Proud My Wife is a UT Grad

Because today researchers have assembled their research, after conducting over 2,000 interviews, as to why people have sex. There are 237 reasons, it turns out, and they include:

I wanted to feel closer to God.

I was drunk.

I wanted to get rid of a headache. [Ed. note: very interesting, that finding.]

I wanted to make my partner feel powerful.

I wanted to return a favor.

I wanted to hurt an enemy.

I wanted to change the topic of conversation.

Bravo, University of Texas. Bravo.