I Implore You: Come To Dallas, Where It’s Safe

Unless Snake Plissken is protecting you suburbanites, you must find a way to escape to Dallas. Now bottles are exploding in Plano.

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  1. [...] to prevent the spread of a contagious stomach virus that’s been making the rounds. What say you, Celeste? Leave a [...]

    @ 1:55 pm on January 18, 2008