COFFEE CRIMINALS

Seems there’s a bit of a coffee crime wave going on, and (for once) I’m not talking about the people in this office who refuse to replenish empty pots. Three times in the past week, a robber has gone to a convenience store or gas station, filled up a cup of coffee, then thrown that coffee in the cashier’s face and dashed with the cash. Please, citizens, help the police catch this guy (or guys) before convenience stores preemptively turn down the heat on my morning java.