1. Note to self: If I ever rob a bank, remember that taxis make bad getaway cars.
2. Do you think that the Fossil execs suspected of foul play in this backdating scandal will argue that it was an innocent mistake? Because, you know, their watches had stopped? Hello? Is this thing on?
3. The greatness that is Tom Korosec says the mayoral race is so boring and bland because the city is in pretty good economic shape. Discuss. Or don’t. I really don’t care.