Judy Moore Smith lives in Dallas, but her daughter Laprince goes to school at Texas College in Tyler. Laprince wasn’t having the best of times with her classmates. They (allegedly) were harassing her and kicked her door down. So Judy drove to Tyler to give the school president a piece of her mind. He said (I’m paraphrasing), “Hey, now. Why don’t you just chill with your daughter in the cafeteria while I see what’s what? Have a steak finger or two. It’s got gravy. Yum.” Judy said (again, I’m paraphrasing), “Okay.” So she went to the cafeteria, but she did not chill. No. She threatened one of the classmates in question. And when a security officer/student/football player tried to stop her, she pulled an ice pick out of her purse and cut him. She also bit some poor girl on the arm. Not cool, Judy. Not cool.