WHO LET NELLY CARRENO LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT CHECKING WITH US FIRST?

An alert FrontBurnervian draws our attention to a travesty. Having spotted Carreno on Pegasus News’ AccuWeather feed, he determined to learn more about the talented meteorological prognosticator. And learn more he did. One fact in particular about Carreno he found most disturbing. I share his disturbishment. Carreno, it turns out, used to work in Dallas. She left us only a few months ago for her new AccuWeather gig. Who let this happen? Why weren’t we given the opportunity to make a counter offer? “Unsettled Saturday” indeed.