RE: ZAC CRAIN

Tim, I suspicioned the Zac arm-wrestling squib *WA (*Wasn’t Actually) a Gromer Jeffers item because it didn’t have a quote from SMU’s Cal Jillson explaining the *DS (*Deeper Significance) of *WIAM (*What It All Means).

And sure enough, the reporter-source was city hall ace Dave Levinthal, *NTIM (*Not That It Matters).

BTW (no translation needed), this is an original contribution to text message-speak, *AIDI (*Although I Doubt It).

And to political analysis of *MSC (*MySpace Candidates). *BPN (*But Probably Not).

*YGTP (*You Get The Picture).