… Jacqueline Cooke dropped out of it because she says her trust fund didn’t pay her enough to afford tuition. Cooke, you’ll be interested to learn, is the daughter of former Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke. Odd story, brought to our attention by–who else?–an alert FrontBurnervian.
Update: Another alert FBvian points us to the Post’s story, which has even more detail.