TREY GARRISON: YOGA PERV?

First, a little background: Adam’s wife works here in the marketing department. Some of you know this. What you don’t know is that Ashlie teaches an after-work yoga class up here in a conference room twice a week for employees. She’s a level-seven black belt jedi or something. Anyway, as you might imagine, it’s pretty much a chicks-only affair. In the few months she’s been teaching the class, never has a male employee been bold enough to participate, though I’ve been threatening for some time to show up for class one night with a lawn chair and a cooler full of beer to cheer the ladies on. Only, out of respect, I would cheer silently, in my head.

Except Trey beat me to it. I hear that he participated in last night’s class. Furthermore, I hear he’s pretty bendy. Trey, you have anything you’d like to tell us?