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Rod, Nancy’s always looking to get snatched.

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QBU–why would we want you to go to the House of Belo? Stay here, girl. But if I were them, I’d snatch you faster’n a hungry coyote grabbin’ a stray lamb chop.

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Before the polls close, I would just like to say that I am not taking the job at the DMN unless Evan Grant is my associate editor. Roddddd, since you voted outside the family, why don’t you call your beer-drinkin’ bud Robbbbb and get a quote from him?

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Timmy, just got back from DMN. Waited forever. Finally, some intern came down and said that nobody could see me cuz I didn’t have an appointment. Oh well, got to see lots of starlings in the park across the street. One question about the Bush library. Is that forty-seven billion a year a positive or negative impact? IJA.

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An Austin-livin’-bird-lovin’-opinionated FBFoodie sez:

The job is almost impossible to fill with one reviewer. The position warrants a high-brow AND a low brow point of view. I wouldn’t want the delicate high dollar pallette/gastrointestinal system of the gentrified restaurant reviewer to be tainted, nay contaminated, by the truck stop, greasy spoon, lunch buffet, taco hut, roach coach of gastronomy de-light where the rest of us (non-expense account having) folks eat. Or vice-versa. And, God forbid, someone needs to sample fast-food too (they do provide interns for the job, right?). Keep the fashionistas and face paint and suits in HP/UP/Preston/Uptown and Addison, send the hardhat/steel toes/cast iron stomach out to the ‘burbs and/or blue class/minority neighborhoods where working people eat and perhaps still buy newspapers (no offense to the working upper-mid class peeps).

Wow, that’s a more than a mouthful. Just vote, dude.