LAURA HAS A SECRET LOVER

And it’s not the Holiday Hawk, it’s a real person. She just received a gianormous arrangement of flowers from Park Cities Petals with a note signed “from your secret lover.” I’ve called the florist to make sure they were actually for Laura—I mean they could have gotten her confused with me—but they haven’t called back. Developing. Meanwhile, Holiday Hawk fans are flooding my inbox with other performances of the Holiday Hawk. I just love it.