TRAMP-STAMP ENVY?

The DO’s award to Jake’s for “Best Tramp-Stamp Collecting” in its 8-volume, boxed set “Best of Dallas” compendium struck me as just the kind of juvenile and sexist riff that Wick’s Worthy Acolyte and Staff Wanker would have thought of. And, not to put too fine a point on it, he already did. Right here. Back on May 3. We’re all very proud.

Which is not to say that the “tramp” label cannot be used well–say, along the lines of Otis Redding and Carla Thomas. Or in its augmented form.