IT’S A VERY LITERATE AUDIENCE

You gotta love a newspaper that uses a word like “dystopia” in its lead headline. The word doesn’t even appear in my Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, which is a good reason, I guess, to chunk my Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary. For those of you who may need it sometime for a crossword puzzle, it is the opposite of utopia, “an imaginary place where people lead dehumanized and often fearful lives.” But you Turtle Creek People readers already knew that, didn’t you?