In the current Dallas Observer, Matt Pulle notes that a Rose by Any Other Disingenuous Name has also alienated Democrats for her campaigning practices. Should be a slam-dunk to get “Rosita” off the ballot.
On the up side, this tiff indicates to me that the Hispanic vote in Dallas County carries increasing weight despite previously low turnout for that demographic.
A quick-acting Frontburnervian solves the problem:
I think it’s obvious that Kinky Friedman would have to be known as “Quinquito.”