From the (trademarked) FrontBurner Nation:
“Local Attorneys Drop Suits for Poverty”
“Local Lawyers Dodge Rap in Jam for Poor”
“Lawyers Drop Their Briefs to Rock”
It’s a tough one. Tempted to go with Tort You Like A Hurricane. Maybe Sue-Sue-Sussudio. I’ll cop out and go with the easy choice: Scales of Justice.
