W HOTEL RECAP BUT NOT REALLY

Ordinarily I would write the recap of an event here. But, I’m pretty sure that the entire Dallas population was there last night, so you already know how the party went down. I will not bore you with the details. But, I hear that Cuba Gooding Jr. loves Stephanie. And Jonathan Silverman was lurking. And Michael Johnson (the athlete) is a real nice guy. And Ludacris was there but no one knows for sure. But, I did not wait in the elevator’s hour-long line to get up to Ghostbar so this is all hearsay. I hear Paul snuck in through the hotel staff’s industrial elevator, so he might have more juice.