MAVS DRAFT PICK

God bless Bill Simmons. He live blogged the NBA draft so we didn’t have to. Here, his bon mots about the Mavs first-round pick:

10:20 — The Mavs take Maurice Ager at No. 28. He puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing hysterically as his entourage congratulates him. It’s about time we had some emotion tonight, dammit. Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade.

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.