BUT LOOK OUT FOR THE KRYPTONITE

An FBvian who probably was an English major with a penchant for avoiding the Critical Theory classes notes:

I thought a portion of Chris Vognar’s suggestion in Over The Top’s “Lessons from the Daily Planet” on the front of today’s GuideLive section could have been a veiled response to his newsroom’s recent distress.

Vognar’s tip: “Boost circulation: If you want to keep circulation figures up, follow the advice of DP editor Perry White (Frank Langella): ‘Three things sell papers: tragedy, sex and Superman.’ Where’s the Man of Steel when we need him most?”

It’s interesting that he said “we.”