THE COLONEL IS THE DEVIL HIDING IN A PLASTIC BOWL

A FrontBurnervian Foodie with a bod for eating right and a brain for calculating empty calories, picks the wrong day to draw my attention to this atrocity to taste. I’m sorry—no, I’m not—but this is toxic stuff. Yes, I am a food snob and I am high-and-mighty about the fact that I do not waste calories on junk food. Any. Ever. (Well, maybe a Coke now and then.) But KFC’s bowl of crap has pushed me to distraction.You want this in your body? You are a loser. And that includes everyone, except Rod, working in this office. They are all headed to KFC right now. By sundown, their jeans won’t fit. But my genes never have. I’m going to jump.