Oh no.
Alternate Headline: TIM ROGERS HAS A BIG BALL
Feeling sad that you missed the opportunity to see Tim competing in the Urban Assault Race on Sunday? Wishing you were able to see him in uncomfortably short shorts? Wondering if Tim took any, um, “pleasure” during the race? Rest easy, gentle FrontBurnervian, and feast your hungry eyes on this photo. On behalf of FotoJack, I remind you that the photo is for sale. Buy as many as you can. Please.