RE: TRUE MAVS MANIAC
A dying-to-be-heard FrontBurnervian takes me to task for doubting the hairy prowess of Don Knobler:
I just wanted to let you know that I am responsible for those hair styles and I can assure you that those are not wigs. All of that hair is his and we sprayed it blue and green for the game. Thought you should know.
Very impressive.
RE: TRUE MAVS MANIAC
One of you thinks the crazy-dressing Mavs fan is Don Carter’s brother. Another thinks it’s Don Carter’s brother-in-law. Both good theories, but an enthusiastic FrontBurnervian drops some knowledge (confirmed by another informed FrontBurnervian):
His name is Don Knobler and he runs an apartment leasing company. You can find his office on the southbound service road of 75, around Henderson. Look for the sign with the two blue arrows…can’t miss it. The only reason I know him is because I am a former funslinger and Don knows everyone.
Don Knobler used to be my landlord. Wow. To think: my rent check most likely paid for at least one jumpsuit and two wigs. I feel like I should apologize, or something.
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