NICE WORK, TIMMY

I just got off the phone with Tim’s wife Christine, who won’t let Tim drive himself to work because he’s still drunk from last night. If I understood the situation correctly, he slept outside, although he did call me from his couch. And thanks to whichever poker buddy drove his car home.

Tim is lucky to have such a patient and understanding wife. And such a patient and understanding managing editor, for that matter. I encourage everyone to call him repeatedly throughout the day and yell really loud into the phone.

THE FUGLIES DO DALLAS

Yesterday, Tim reported that Brit and K-Fed were in the area. I’ve got a Four Seasons’ spy with some scoop:

Yeah, this morning on Kidd Kraddick, K-Fed said his single Papazao was just a publicity stunt. Yeah, right. I guess he’s promoting his new CD and is going to be at a club in Addison. My work friend’s parents live at the Four Seasons and they see John Travolta there once a month. I guess he comes in for flying lessons at DFW.

Jennifer! Laura! WE are going to be in Addison tonight. Let’s go on a K-Fed/Brit/Sean Preston hunt.

YIPEEEE!

Austin has bats, and thanks to TXU, Dallas has parakeets. Lots of them.