WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

A press release just landed on my desk from FunStuffForDogs.com, based in Frisco. For just $199.95, you can have a murphy bed for your dog, which “combines space-saving ingenuity with clean styling that complements any decor.” However, after cruising the site, the thing I like most is the plush ring, for the savvy doggy boy to give to his favorite valentine. I don’t know if I’m horrified—or mad that I didn’t think of this stuff myself.