RE: GORDON KEITH

Gordon Keith has released an official statement:

“My face is as red as my column. I have a team of Belo-educated folks that are supposed to catch my foe paws before they belie my resume varnish. In the words of Paul Kix, “[Expletive] Quick! They are sooo sux!”

RE: GORDON KEITH

Maybe a copy editor will read Gordon’s column before Decherd does:

And when you are 50, you’re privates are dead and you frantically defibrillate them with pills.

(Emphasis added.) Hey, Gordon? I love you.