GORDON KEITH IS FUNNY … BUT FOR HOW LONG?

Hey! This isn’t about the News. It’s about Quick. Totally different.

If you don’t read Gordon Keith’s column every Thursday, you should. It’s the grittiest, edgiest thing being published on paper in this city. And it’s funny. Today he writes about lust:

A man sorts women into three categories: “Would,” “Probably would” and “Over 70.” … The older woman is sexy, until she hits 40, then she’s worthless. Just kidding, ladies. (P.S. Or am I?)

When is Decherd going to pick up a copy of Quick and realize he’s publishing this and have Gordon Keith killed?