SAMPLE OF COPY I AM PROOFING RIGHT NOW, ON FRIDAY, AT 5 O’CLOCK, WHEN I’D RATHER BE DOING TEQUILA SHOTS AND DANCING WITH MORALLY CORRUPT BARMAIDS:

“The favorite here is Dutch import Marlies Dekkers, an out-of-this-world European line with sexy, strappy, bras, bustiers, and unusual panty designs.”