RE: INCONCEIVABLE

A pilot-suggesting FrontBurnervian has a suggestion:

Not quite Cop Rock, but a group of Police Officers and Firemen join together to form a band called “Guns-n-Hoses” in a quest to become rock stars.

I realize now, though, what makes Inconceivable so awful is that it makes an knee-slapping pun about something terribly traumatic. With that in mind, I now offer these:

Terminal Illness, a sitcom about gate agents at DFW whose jobs make them go cah-razy. (Just think of all of the physical comedy those luggage conveyor belts can provide.)

Charred Livin’, a one-hour drama about the burn unit of a county hospital.

Pet O’File. Animal Planet. Story writes itself.